Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Please Tell Me We've Been Enslaved By Super-Intelligent Apes

I took me a couple of days to notice it, but I seem to have been transported to some sort of parallel universe -- one exacly like our own in every respect except that, here, Kenney Chesney merits a 60 Minutes profile. Does anyone know how I get back to Earth, circa 2007? Is there like a magic amulet or a monkey's paw I should be seeking?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's called pixie dust and then you take the second star to the right and fly on 'til morning. (Whaddaya expect from a country going gaga over Anna Nicole Smith's demise and Brittney Spear's baldness?)