Sunday, March 11, 2007

Fat Actress

Veracruz's own Salma Hayek knocked up with bastard love-child of French gazillionaire playboy.

Just in case this isn't getting wall-to-wall coverage where you live.


Anonymous said...

We are far too busy with famous and VERY IMPORTANT people like Anna Nicole Smith to be bothered with anybody else!
If any news cast doesn't begin with her, we turn it off because, after all, how important could their news be? War? What war??


Anonymous said...

Well, I heard that Salma is having Anna's baby...