Thursday, March 08, 2007

Forget It, Jake...

We probably haven't mentioned this yet, but we live just a few blocks over from the Piñata District.



Write you own "rough neighborhood" joke. We're not going to do all the work for you.

10 comments:

radosh said...

Rough neighborhood. I heard one guy got into a fight, and they hit him with a baseball bat, and, uh, candy came out. And then before the ambulance could arrive, he bled to death.

Maybe you should do the work for us.

Burro Hall said...

Hey, I didn't say write the worst possible caption, now did I?

Anonymous said...

You're not in danger of being beaten in that neighborhood, Frank. You had the sweet knocked out of you in junior high. No one would beat you now. All they'd get when you cracked open is that sickening, bitter ooze pumped by your black, angry heart.

Burro Hall said...

Hi, Honey! When are you coming home?

Anonymous said...

Even your sweet talk leaves thorns in my ears and lead in my heart

Burro Hall said...

And your ass, Franker? What about your ass?

Anonymous said...

i'm not me

Anonymous said...

but if i were, I would say my ass is spectacular. Firm but fair.

Anonymous said...

Nice piñatas!

Anonymous said...

And what about a little research into the piñata, instead of facile jokes. A noble tradition is at stake, as the time-honored 7 pointed piñata (one point for each deadly sin, that's why you attack it so savagely) is replaced by Snow White and Spiderman, who deserve all the blows they get. (This for readers if HBurro Hall, not the author, who already knows, but chooses to take the easy way out.)