Saturday, March 03, 2007

It's Hard Out There for a Whore

How Mitt Romney managed to tolerate all the stem-cell-hating, terrorist-loving, Jesus-mocking homos who voted him into office we'll never understand, but a guy this classy just deserves to be elected president, don't you think? Apparently, he's not going to make the same mistake Kerry and Dukakis did by failing to realize what a target-rich environment the Massachusetts electorate is.

3 comments:

radosh said...

What a douchebag. The Mitt mitts are a nice touch.

Burro Hall said...

I guess you could say he was for Massachusetts before he was against it.

But let's face it, any wealthy good-looking Mormon who can only scrounge up one wife in 38 years might as well have "Born to Lose" tattooed on his chest.

Anonymous said...

Isn't he one of those almost invisible to the naked eye things that gets into mattresses and causes allergies?