Sunday, May 20, 2007

Crime and Punishment

Texas legislators, eager to prove that no cow is too sacred, have taken on the powerful child-molester lobby (aka "Big Pedo") by proposing to make child-raping a hangin' offense.

Our fear, of course, is that this will result in a deluge of Texas streaming into Quéretaro, where child molesting is like jaywalking, but without the stigma. This town's already loud enough, thank you, and if there's one thing it's got going for it it's that it's a Longhorn-Free Zone at the moment.

They really can't build this border wall fast enough.

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