Monday, May 21, 2007

Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On

Rejecting our advice to go with a Birth of a Nation-themed costume, Miss USA paraded through Mexico City yesterday dressed as Elvis Presley, the obese, drug-addicted pedophile who bloated to death on the toilet of his Tennessee mansion 30 years ago this summer. (She's sort of "skinny-Elvis" in "fat-Elvis" clothing.)

You can see Miss Mexico's non-murderous dress here (she did manage to pull off the traditional Nazi salute, though.)

And is Miss Uruguay cheating? I mean, c'mon!

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