Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Putting the "Fine" Back In "Fine Print"

After a year and a half of rolling the dice, it finally occurred to us (correction: it occurred to one of us; the rest of the staff is completely oblivious to stuff like this) that maybe going through life completely uninsured is not the smartest thing one could be doing. So we're now proud clients of GNP Insurance, and have spent most of this morning reading the fine print with our attorneys. Our policy specifically excludes injuries sustained during "acts of war, insurrection, revolution or rebellion" - so those guys who blew up our pipeline should probably check with their company rep, since they've likely voided their policy. We're also not insured for injuries incurred while "boxing, Thai boxing or participating in the lucha libre." That last item is especially disappointing.

But wait - bullfighting appears to be covered! Now if you'll excuse us, we have a traje de luces to be measured for.

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