Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Finally, A Legitimate Victory

The results are in. In the race for Most Popular Mexican Political Halloween Costume, the winner - by a mile - is Burro Hall's Sportsman of the Year, Roberto "Speedy" Madrazo, who beat out Vincente Fox, Manuel Lopez Obrador, and perennial favorite Carlos Salinas - all of whom have, not surprisingly, demanded a careful review of the sales records, to be done under the auspices of the Carter Center. The rubber mask, numbered t-shirt and shorts will set you back just $35, though for the sake of authenticity we recommend you just steal the thing. If anyone says anything, blame your political opponents.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

New York, measure of the world's morality, has dropped Madrazo from the entries in the NY Marathon. He would have taken the subway, anyway. bln

Burro Hall said...

I don't think he was entered, but even so - the fastest way to get from Staten Island to Central Park is actually to run the marathon.