Friday, October 19, 2007

The Fine Print

One bottle of beer every three days is not my idea of a lifetime supply:

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — A New Zealand brewer is offering a lifetime supply of free beer in exchange for the return of a laptop stolen in a break-in.

Croucher Brewing Co. co-owner Paul Croucher said Friday the computer contains "all our financials" as well as label designs for new beers and business contacts.

"So we decided that if anyone does come into possession of it we'll be happy to offer them a reward — a dozen (bottles) of beer a month for the rest of their life," he said.

"Since making the offer, 'plenty of people' had called to say they were looking for the computer, Croucher said," proving that Kiwis are the most gullible people on the planet.

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