Saturday, October 06, 2007

The Full Larry

Well, we dropped our friend off at the airport this morning (I guess we can stop being coy now; it was Ayman al-Zawahiri). Needless to say, the dimwitted casino bouncers working the immigration desk at George HW Bush International Airport proceeded to interrogate her yet again, this time with an emphasis on her "contacts and activities" in Mexico. Wonderful! I spent about two years on the "No Boarding Without Strip Search" list after working on a story that involved me using my personal credit card to buy plane tickets for guys who'd been detained as terrorist suspects, but I'd finally moved off that list a couple years ago. Now I'll be getting the "Larry Craig Special" all over again.

Unless she really was a terrorist, in which case she'd never betray the other members of the cell...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You sure she wasn't carrying a remote-controlled toy in her pocket?