Monday, December 31, 2007

Behind Blue Eyes

Hey, Whitey! Are you worried that the influx of hoards of illegal, reproduction-crazed brown people from south of the border might cause your share of the demographic pie to drop below 75 percent, eventually unraveling the system of unequal distribution of wealth and power it's taken you almost 400 years to perfect?

Take heart, my ofay amigos! Mexican white supremacists want to reassure you that you have nothing to worry about! As this utterly absurd, grammatically-challenged, yet essentially accurate video makes clear, white Mexicans have most of the wealth and just about all of the power here in their home country, yet they make up less than 15% of the population. We don't pretend to know where the tipping point for honky hegemony lies, but 75% isn't even close. In fact, if the entire, 100 million-strong, non-white population of Mexico moved to the US tomorrow (and after the final phase of NAFTA kicks in at midnight, they just might), and immediately gave birth to 50 million babies, the US would still be 50% white - considerably higher then the number of polo-playing palefaces running the show down here.

Breathe easy, albinos. (Via Guanabee.)

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