Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Christmas Grappling

Oh yes, my friends, you're reading that holiday-colored cartel correctly - that's an eight-card lucha libre extravaganza, right here in the Arena Querétaro, 6:30pm - on motherfuckin' Christmas Day! Eight pairings - that's one for each tiny reindeer (take a hike, Rudolph, the grown-ups are talking). Oh, Lord, we'll probably go hoarse screaming "Where's your Messiah now?" every time someone gets piledriven.

Let's see, anything we're forgetting? Oh... Jaula. For that, we need three words, three beautiful, beautiful words, which sum up for me the True Spirit of Christmas. And those words are: Steel. Cage. Match. Did we mention the part about it being Christmas Day?

4 comments:

Krellinator said...

Sounds like you have the itinerary for your folks' visit all set. Excellent.

Burro Hall said...

Speaking of steel cage matches...

s said...

Are you sure this isn't the Mexican equivalent to "going to the movies and chinese food" on Christmas for the your Jewish neighbors?

Burro Hall said...

Possibly, except that every Jew in the state would not be enough to fill a triple tag team match, let alone an arena audience.