Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Put Your Hands Together...

Tonight there will be "an evening of music and spiritual uplift" here featuring Tony "The Man With the Feet of God" Melendez, whose nickname comes from the fact that God decided to keep The Arms of God for himself when Tony was born, for which Tony just can't stop singing His praises, literally. As creepily entertaining as this promises to be, we're skipping it in order to host a small dinner party. For our visiting landlord. Here, in his own house. Because watching an armless man play "Jesus, Thou Joy of Loving Hearts" with his toes just wouldn't be quite uncomfortable enough. While Laura's in the kitchen cooking, I'll be studying the photos I took the day we moved in so we can put everything back exactly as it was. Also, free kitten if anybody wants one.

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