Friday, January 25, 2008

Man Overboard

According to the local paper, our favorite (read: only) local paparazzo, Franci...Oh!, has just taken his 2,008th picture. We have absolutely no idea (a) why that constitutes news, or (b) what it even means since, in this age of the digital camera, we've probably taken 2,008 photos since Jan 1.

In all likelihood, it was just an excuse for the paper to run a full page of Franci...Oh!'s semi-paralyzed visage nestled against the life-jacket-sized bazooms of various Mexican pinup girls. (Which is, frankly, the only reason we're posting this.)


Dan said...

Ummmm . . . I think you meant pinup DUDE, bro. Those are some awfully broad shoulders.

Burro Hall said...

That's an illusion; Franci...Oh! is 4'3" tall. The girl is actually quite petite.