Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Secret Stash, Heavy Bread (You Know the Rest)

While in Durango filming their 2006 movie Bandidas, about a pair of Mexican law-women who fight crime in their underwear (or maybe they were Mexican criminals who commit crimes in their underwear; we watched it on an airplane without headphones), Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz spent some time as the guests of a local drug cartel gunman, Sergio "El Grande Villareal Barragan. The fact that rich, powerful men get to bang Oscar-nominated actresses two at a time[*] doesn't really strike us as news, but since it's front-page above-the-fold stuff here, we're passing it along because it must be important.

[* Just kidding! - B.H. Legal Dept.]


Dan said...

Drugs, money, murder, intimidation, big fancy ranch, yadda-yadda-yadda. Now let's clear up the essentials. According to the article's English translation, the basic plot of this movie is as follows: "Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek join to discipline a group of thugs." Do I have that right? Is that at all accurate? If so, do you know if it's out on dvd yet?

Burro Hall said...

Oh, yes, my bro. What's more, they discipline them with a pillow fight. Mucho caliente!