Sunday, July 20, 2008

It's a Gas, Gas, Gas

Good morning! Today we learn that, sometime on Friday, thieves stole 14 tanks of chlorine gas (see also: World War I, trench warfare tactics of,) from a water purification plant outside of town. The two possibilities, of course, are that (a) the people who took this stuff know it's dangerous, and (b) they don't. We'll leave it to you to decide which is more unsettling.

Anyway, if you're out and about in the Centro today, and run into anything that looks like this, do not - repeat - do not crack it open and huff it, kids. Notify us at the email address at right, and we'll send someone out.

1 comment:

GB said...

Maybe their pool is dirty.