Tuesday, July 15, 2008

My Kind of Draconian

So the good news is that the big orange cock outside our window is beginning to fade, since it turned out to have been graffiti'd in crayon. The much better news is that yesterday the state legislature ("UNESCO's coming - look busy!") passed a law making graffiti punishable by up to three years in prison (in a Mexican prison, it goes without saying). Defacing an historic facade - such as the exterior walls of Burro Hall - can now land you in jail for five years, after which one would presumably be able to draw fantastically detailed male genitalia from memory.

Come and get it, punks.

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