Thursday, July 31, 2008

Celebrities: They're Just Like Us (Only Better)

You've probably all been following the big news: Britney Spears is in Mexico showing off a newly slimmed down cuerpo - seen here in these unretouched photos! Probably unreported up north is that her dramatic weight loss helped make the national Let's Loose a Million Kilos campaign a success!

With the results now in, we can proudly report that 1,773,022 people nationwide managed to shed 1,126,230 kilos - 1 pound, 6 ounces apiece! - in just two months of rigorous dieting and exercise. Brit's people are keeping mum about her figures (pun intended!), but anyone can see she's lost well above the national average.

(Here in Querétaro, 24,803 people lost a total of 14,001 kg, or 1 pound, 3.8 ounces each. Kind of a weak showing, really, so it's safe to say that Britney saved our fat asses.)

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