Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Miss Congeniality

A few months ago we made some snarky comments about the Miss Mexico First Runner-Up. Specifically:

We couldn't help noticing that the first runner-up is none other than Miss Sinaloa, Laura Elena Zuñiga (right), a 23-year-old firecracker from the coke-soaked capital of Culiacán. We'd never simply assume that a world-class beauty queen from Culiacán may have some admirers in the powder transportation business, but if someone were offering you odds on Karla Carrillo somehow being "unable to complete her reign" as Miss Mexico, Burro Hall would humbly urge you to take the under.

Boy, were we wrong! Señorita Zuñiga doesn't have admirers in the drug business - it's more like colleagues or coworkers!

Beauty queen Laura Elena Zuñiga Huizar was arrested along with seven men while carrying arms and thousands of dollars in cash in the western Mexican state of Jalisco, police said Tuesday...

Police seized two AR-15 assault rifles, three pistols, nine ammunition clips, more than 600 rounds of ammunition of different calibers, 16 cell phones and about $18,000 in cash from the suspects....

Jalisco police chief Solorio said the beauty queen told officers she and her companions planned to go on a shopping trip to Bolivia and Colombia.

We're pretty sure that last part is true.

If you're scoring at home, the Second Runner-Up was Miss Sonora, Cecilia Montaño, who presumably moves up a slot.

Update: To the dozens of readers who have found this site by Googling "Laura Elena Zuñiga nude," we have no idea why we come up so high in the results, and apologize for the confusion.

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