Saturday, January 17, 2009

White House Press Secretary: "It's All True!"

Quote of the Day, from White House flack Dana Perino, one of the dimmer bulbs in the Bush firmament:

When asked if she perceived a bias in the media against the president, she said, "I don't think I would always be asked about my feelings about liberal bias in the media, if there wasn't any liberal bias in the media."

Sigh. And since she was also constantly asked about incompetence, malfeasance and criminality within the George Bush White House, then there was obviously incompetence, malfeasance and criminality within the George Bush White House! Typically, Perino buries this stunning admission on a Friday before a long weekend.

Why can't it be Tuesday yet? There's precedent for this: in 1582, Pope Gregory XIII eliminated October 5th through the 14th. We see no reason the current pope can't just declare today January 20.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My God! How on earth did you find that???
I sat here going blind reading all about the Gregorian Calendar until I found your reference.
But it would be great if we could just skip ahead. We can add the days again in the summer!

M

Anonymous said...

Dude. She is HOT!