This is a polite way of saying we beat his photographer into a coma:
Frank Koughan, the producer of "Stealing Lincoln's Body," could not be reached for comment last week.
We think the ground rules were pretty simple: First the check clears, then we spit out a half-dozen quotes that could have been written by the Lancaster Chamber of Commerce. Why anyone would think the deal includes stationing a photographer outside our favorite table dance club is a mystery to us.
Speaking of Lancaster, we mentioned a while back that when we rented a train there, it came with a young engineer by the name of Hambone. One of the perks (okay, the only perk) of being the producer is that we were able to give him an on-screen credit, along with a some of the finest Lincoln scholars in the nation. Because we're all about the little guy.

2 comments:
"Emmy winner" Barak Goodman? Isn't the other producer a multiple emmy winner? The journalism in Lancaster has gone into the toilet.
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Incidentally, his full name is Barak Hussein Goodman, but the Lancaster media won't tell you that.
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