Sunday, April 05, 2009

Burro-Hauled

Luke 19:29-44. (Spanish translation ours):

And it came to pass, when he was come nigh to Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount called the mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples,saying, Go ye into the village over against you; in the which at your entering ye shall find a burro tied, whereon yet never man sat: loose him, and bring him hither.

And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him.

And they that were sent went their way, and found even as he had said unto them. And as they were loosing the burro, the owners thereof said unto them, Why loose ye the burro?

And they said, The Lord hath need of him.

And He mounted the burro, and rode triumphantly through the gates of Jerusalem. Whereupon, if we remember our Mel Gibson correctly, He got the holy living shit kicked out of Him.

Rideth not the burro, people.

So sayeth the Lord.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I were you, I'd stay away from lightning storms for a while.

M

Burro Hall said...

Oh, please. As if God would forsake somebody...

Anonymous said...

Did you see this teeth-whitening fan reporter? He's nuts. He should work for CNN or for Fox.

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-rodriguez6-2009apr06,1,6092784.column

Anonymous said...

Burro will like this one:

http://www.mexidata.info/id2218.html

Forbes: From Misinformation to Disinformation on Mexico

By Patrick Corcoran