Saturday, April 04, 2009

Withering Heights

We're back, and it's late, and we're turning the clocks ahead tonight (no, Mexico's not slow, the US just unilaterally decided to move it up a couple weeks and, hey, when the US decides to go it alone, what could possible go wrong?) So the pictures of adorable huapanguero kids will have to wait.

But pending review by the accountants and our outside legal counsel, we want to take this opportunity to announce the creation of our very own 501(c)3 charitable foundation, Burro Hall Cares, which will dedicate itself to raising money and establishing schools to teach the indigenous people of the Sierra Gorda how to build and operate their own aluminum extrusion plants so that they can assemble and install several hundred miles of motherfucking guardrails along their twisting, turning, high-altitude mountain roadways.

We'll be announcing a major celebrity spokesman some time in the next couple of weeks, but until then you can contribute via PayPal to the email on the right. Won't you give generously?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If I were you I'd see if James Dean or Princess Grace were free...oh wait... never mind