Friday, May 15, 2009

Play Safe

There'll be some lucha action tonight at the Auditorio Arteaga, and ticket holders can rest assured that, despite the number of confirmed swine flu cases having reached 57, the show will go on. But don't worry, management will be handing out protective face masks and antiseptic hand gel - and providing "maximun hygiene in the bathrooms."

And then a bunch of half naked guys will crack each other in the Adam's apple with folding chairs and smash lightbulbs over their heads.

We're sorely tempted to visit a strip club this weekend, just to see what precautions they're taking.


Lazlo Lozla said...

Is legendary female wrestler Martha Villalobos now fighting disease in Queretaro? Or is she and the Minister of Health teaming up as lucha libre headliners?

Burro Hall said...

I think she cleans the bathrooms at the Auditorio. It's a sad story.

Michelle said...

It would be nice if maximum hygiene in the restrooms was the standard, I'm sure. I'm cracking up about how everyone is suddenly washing their hands when they should be anyway.