Thursday, June 04, 2009

Hot Fun in the Summertime

On the left are sliced carrots. On the right, sliced habañero chilies. Or, wait, maybe the carrots are on the right. We're not sure. The point is, one is sweet, delicious and harmless, and one burns hotter than the core of the sun, and we think Mexican restaurateurs and farmers are deliberately breeding the two vegetables to look alike, just to fuck with the gringos.

Burro Hall simultaneously salutes the deviousness and scale of the practical joke, and swears furious and merciless vengeance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you trying to tell us that your mouth is on fire because you thought you were eating carrots??