Friday, July 10, 2009

Tonight's the Night

Tonight, at an undisclosed - or at least really poorly-advertised - location somewhere in town, Miss Querétaro 2009 will be chosen from the bevy of interchangeable broadcasting and communications majors (Tania, Daniela, Alejandra, Venus, María Guadalupe, Maricarmen, Jessica, Yenisei and Paulina) pictured at right. Burro Hall will bring you all her vital stats, likes and dislikes, and of course bikini pictures, as soon as we have them.

In other pageant news, visitors to Cancún next week will be able to check out the Miss Spain Pageant. If they're very lucky, they may even learn why the Miss Spain Pageant is being held somewhere that isn't, um, Spain.

    Update: Our sources are telling us that Miss Querétaro 2009 is Alejandra Cabral Cabrera, whom we believe is the third future-weathergirl from the left. More news as it breaks.

    Sunday Morning Update: Christ, this is like trying to get information about CIA interrogation methods. Diario de Querétaro, having had two days to put its story together, informs us that Srta. Cabral is 19 years old, and stands 5'6" tall. Nice work, Woodstein!

6 comments:

Midwesterner in Mexico said...

The suspense is killing me... please, don't leave your loyal readers hanging.

Additionally as fellow tall person, may I critique the photographer who put the tallest girl in the very front to ensure maximum perception of towering over all the other waifs? At least the fact that she hasn't eaten anything recently helps to not exacerbate the illusion...

Burro Hall said...

It's killing me, too. Unless the pageant was for some reason canceled, there is (as of 1015AM) not a word about it anywhere on the intertubes. I may have to actually leave the house to get answers.

I'm hoping 6'2" Tania didn't win. The tall, willowy, blond Mexicana is such a stereotype.

Anonymous said...

Is the title of this post a reference to a Rod Stewart song? I sure hope so. It would be in keeping with the clever wit I've come to expect from Burro Hall. I'm still laughing about Dashiki...

Burro Hall said...

Neil Young, actually. You can't stage a major event like Nuestra Belleza Querétaro without heroin-addicted roadies. I thought the connection was obvious.

Mac said...

Right, Miss Queretaro is Alejandra Cabral, but she is the second from the left in that picture(right behind the tallest). And she will not be any weathergirl, I can vouch for it

Burro Hall said...

Sorry, we meant "meteorologist."