Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Revolution Will Not Be Sexualized

Laura Martinez reports that the Great Calles-Carranza Sapphic Sister Strip-down of 2010 may not be all we've been lead to believe it is. Alejandra Elías Calles, a direct descendant of Plutarco Elías Calles, says that whoever these two hussies are, they're not in anyway related to General Calles.

We expect this will be settled in the traditional manner: by a three-way water hose and soapy sponge fight while washing a classic car in satin shorts and tube tops. Coincidentally, that's how Pancho Villa lost the Battle of Celaya.

1 comment:

Esteban said...

Film at 11?