Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Mexchurian Candidate?

The First Lady of Kenya the U.S., Michelle Hussein Obama, wants America to fail.

WASHINGTON — The White House, led by Michelle Obama, announced a sweeping initiative on Tuesday aimed at revamping the way American children eat and play — reshaping school lunches, playgrounds and even medical checkups — with the goal of eliminating childhood obesity within a generation.

Oh, hey, good idea. Why not just declare Mexico the Fattest Nation on Earth right now and get it over with? We could have some of our second-tier Olympians deliver the trophy while we're at it. For all the talk about Obama being a Manchurian Candidate, it's pretty clear that he's in fact taking orders from south of the Rio Grande.

Childhood obesity rates in the United States have tripled over the past three decades, and today nearly one in three children in America are overweight or obese. Health experts blame obesity for a variety of medical conditions, among them heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, cancer and asthma.

Savor that one for a while, people. Print it out. Pass it down to your children. Because some day you'll be telling your grandchildren about America's freedom and obesity heyday, and they won't believe a word you're saying.

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