Wednesday, March 10, 2010

International Women's Day, Continued

Miss Querétaro has been keeping a pretty low profile since she was crowned nine months ago. So low, in fact, that we'd forgotten our pledge to bring you bikini pictures as soon as they were available, so here you go. (She ain't much, but she's ours.) If that's not enough for ya, Diario de Querétaro has a riveting interview with Her Highness. She's strongly in favor of family, friendship and love (no one asked her about puppies), and she likes tall, handsome God-fearing men (two out of three ain't bad). Interestingly, she does claim to have a pair of favorite night spots (Dorsia and Kaan), which pretty much blows her chances of appearing at the Temperance Union's next fundraiser.


In other pageant news, this gathering of reputable-looking gentlemen may look like a mob funeral, but they're actually the organizers, funders and, one assumes, judges of Miss Bikini Querétaro 2010, a contest so legit that as far as we've been able to find, there is no Miss Bikini Querétaro 2009. Anyway, it's being held on March 25, and if we can get credentialed in time we'll definitely be sending a correspondent. Entry is free and there's no age limit, so come on down, ladies! First prize is 200 dollars cash, which is, like, totally classy and only a little less than your average Spring Break wet t-shirt contest winner gets.

Watch this space for announcements about the upcoming Miss Nude Burro Hall 2010.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh no! you won't be shaving the spare cat will you?

Burro Hall said...

Yes, but that's unrelated to this.

Anonymous said...

can i be your correspondent, please, pretty please!

Matt said...

The photo looks like a bunch of pervs holding the contest just to get their jollies. They should have 'Danger' written on all flyers for participants...

Anonymous said...

Just when you think this burg can sink no lower....!