Monday, May 17, 2010

But If You Go Parodying Pictures of Chairman Mao, You Ain't Gonna Make It With Anyone Anyhow

We've just been informed by our Shanghai correspondent that Burro Hall is banned by the Communist dictatorship and cannot be accessed from the Red Chinese mainland. We assume that this doctored photograph is the reason...

...but realize it could also be this or this, or even just the repeated references to sex with donkeys. Whatever the reason, we would like it to be known that, from this day forwards, Burro Hall officially recognizes Taiwan, and will be appointing an ambassador before the start of the Year of the Rabbit.

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