Monday, June 28, 2010

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

Because Querétaro is an insanely dangerous place crawling with murderous drug lords, we'd sort of lost track of this guy, who was rounded up with little or no fanfare here a couple of years ago. Like most of the city's most dangerous residents, Craig Petties is an American, who made his living shipping drugs to American customers in exchange for American dollars, etc. What we didn't know at the time is that he was also allegedly involved in at least six murders - which, because Mexico is so dangerous, had to be carried out in and around Memphis, TN, for security reasons. This sort of spillover, where cold-blooded assassins come across the border and infiltrate our peaceful, God-fearing communities, is why we have long supported the building of an impenetrable wall along the border.

But, really, the only reason we're even posting this is to pass on the awesome news that Petties is also the half-brother of Three 6 Mafia's DJ Paul. A quasi-celebrity's relative in our midst all that time!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are saying a bunch of stupidity here. ignorant people as always

Burro Hall said...

Could you be more specific?