Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Arizona is So Fucked

Because look who controls the Universe now, bitches!


Miss Mexico stunned the audience when she was crowned Miss Universe last night. Jimena Navarrete of Guadalajara, 22, beat the set of 83 hopefuls as they showed off swimsuits, evening gowns and interview skills in a bid to impress a panel of judges. The brunette, who has modeled for 15 years, wowed the crowd in a flowing red chiffon gown before revealing the importance of teaching children family values.

Specifically, when asked about unsupervised internet use, she said:

"I do believe that Internet is an indispensable, necessary tool for the present time."

Burro Hall is available exclusively on the internet. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Like any good escort service, you can use this online form to request an appearance by Miss Universe, and because we probably get up earlier than you, you can assume the evening of Dec 17 (the BH office Christmas Party) has been spoken for. But we're going to spend the rest of the morning prank-requesting appearances all over the Failed State of Arizona, and invite you all to do the same.

2 comments:

Leslie Harris de Limon said...

I followed a link on another blog and found this post that won me over! LOVE it! :)

Anonymous said...

Is Meeese Mexico fucking Arizona?