Friday, September 24, 2010

America Is a Big Fat Loser

Read it and weep, America: "Mexico, First Place in Obesity." Think about it, people...Americans are too fucking lazy to gain weight at the same rate as their hard-working southern neighbors. And now - thanks in large part to the anti-American policies of our Kenyan president and his consort - we see the humiliating result, as Mexico takes, well, whatever the morbidly obese person's equivalent of a victory lap is. Thirty percent of the adult population of Mexico is obese, compared to Uncle Sam's anorexic showing of 28%. That America still leads the world in butterball children and fat chicks is little consolation - the difference between the Olympics and the Special Olympics.

We tried to warn you, America. Sweet, blubbering baby Jesus, we tried.

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