Tuesday, September 21, 2010

From America's Second-Finest News Source

Mexico Killed in Drug Deal
MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

At press time, U.S. drug dealers said they were not sure how or when the vast supplies of marijuana left behind by the Mexican cartels would reach their intended consumers, but they wished to assure the American public that they are doing all they can

[We can think of several people who may not recognize this as satire.]


victor said...

Not a soul on the streets of Oaxaca. Thank god we have you to keep us abreast!

Frank said...

The picture could be the number of mayors killed in Mexico in the last year.