Sunday, September 12, 2010

Osama bin Ladin's Victory Cafe

This cafe recently opened on Calle Venustiano Carranza in Querétaro, a distance of roughly 60,000 city blocks from Ground Zero - but less than 100 yards from some former New Yorkers who were in Manhattan on September 11, 2001.


The cafe doesn't serve middle eastern food, but that's no excuse for the gross insensitivity of building this monstrosity on sacred ground. We'll be organizing a hate-filled, angry protest just as soon as we have a good, self-pitying cry. Join us, won't you? Or the terrorists win.

4 comments:

Dave said...

Disgraceful. Has to be a conspiracy. I'll be there as soon as I can get a few misspelled epithets onto my placard.

By the way, I haven't heard whether el Gato #1 has returned or is still on the lam. If so,hopefully managed to avoid getting trampled by Hildago & Co. down the street.

Burro Hall said...

Sadly, the gato appears to have gotten a better offer elsewhere - possibly the priesthood, or as a hitman for the Zetas. He'll be back, I'm sure, but on his own terms...

Anonymous said...

I've lost track as to which cat has the #1 designation, so who is missing?

M

Dave said...

Just so long as he wasn't kidnapped. That ransom process can get ugly.