Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Burro Hall Suicide Prevention Tips

If you're looking for a reason not to kill yourself, consider this: on November 3, having already shattered most of the uniquely-Mexican world record categories (World's Largest Enchilada; Cochinita Pibil; Rosca de Reyes; Chile en Nogada; Mariachi Band), Mexico will take on Freakishly Large Tex-Mex Cuisine by attempting to create a 2.7 kilometer-long burrito!

If that's not enough, Machete opens in Mexico on Nov. 12.

Still tempted to end it all on Nov. 13? Fine, but you won't be around to see the sequel, Machete Kill. Unless it premiers in Hell, of course.


Gary Denness said...

Another sure fire winner to prevent suicides in November is to have those who are considering such drastic action make their minds up now and do it in October.

Machete was fantastic.

Anonymous said...

I suggest avoding Tijuana drug rehab centers, Cuidad Juarez Juarez drug rehab centers and car washes in Tepic if you want to prevent a suicide.

I hear Arizona is very nice this time of year.

Burro Hall said...

Technically, Anonymous, those are homicides, not suicides. Gary's got the right idea....though "kill yourself now" is a pretty lousy suicide prevention tip.

Gary Denness said...

I was responding to the November aspect of the post. I also despise procrastination!