Friday, December 24, 2010

Happy Xmas (War on Xmas Is Over)

Just in time for Christmas, the War on Christmas has finally been won! The Baby Jesus's Waterloo turned out to be the Jardin Zenea in Querétaro, where for the past month the city's publicly-funded Nativity scene has sent a subliminal yet unmistakable message about the holiday season.


The Christ child? Completely unnecessary! But the burro? Indispensable! And possibly even the real father, given his place of honor next to the "virgin."

Christmas will sign a formal declaration of surrender on the deck of the USS Ronald Reagan on Saturday morning.

8 comments:

Gary Denness said...

Merry Xmas, toy you and all the burros of the world! :)

maz said...

Sorry to ruin the moment but I think the tradition is not to place the baby Jesus in the nativity scene till the 25th.(Unless you already knew that and I missed the irony of this post)....anyway, happy holidays!

Burro Hall said...

[Memo to writing staff: More whoopee cushions next time.]

Dave said...

That is one freaked-looking burro. Must have witnessed the kidnapping.

Merry Xmas as well....er, Happy Holidays. Perro getting a partial for Christmas this year?

Ziggy Bombanuts said...

Feliz Navidad

Anonymous said...

"But the burro? Indispensable! And possibly even the real father, given his place of honor next to the "virgin."

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You will burn in HELL.. Sr. Burro-Infidel, for making such comments !!!!

Feliz Navidad...Para Mis hermanos Christianos.

Burro Hall said...

Maybe there really are donkey shows in Mexico...

Don Key said...

Maybe.