Thursday, March 03, 2011

An Excellent Idea on Paper

Karima El Mahroug, the underage Moroccan hooker currently staring the world's greatest sex scandal under the name Ruby Rubacuori, is having something of a mid-life crisis, and wants to put the pressure of her hectic life behind her and move somewhere quiet where she can reinvent herself.

El Mahroug says the publicity surrounding her relationship with Berlusconi has robbed her of her privacy, which is why she wants to to and live in a country where she can lead a more anonymous life.

"I want to emigrate with my finance [sic...we think] to Mexico where I can start anew, because nobody will recognize me and unfairly point their finger at me," said El Mahroug, in an interview with German tabloid Oesterreich.

Been there, done that! Take it from us, amiga... it's not as simple as it sounds. (Notwithstanding the fact that every paper in Mexico has already picked up this story.) Still, we'll send one of the interns to pick you up at the airport and help you get oriented.

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