Monday, May 23, 2011

(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)

With every other problem facing the city of Querétaro firmly under control, the government has set its sights on eliminating hora feliz - Happy Hour - in the city's bars and restaurants. The tavern-keeping community has vowed to defend their right to sell 2-por-1 cervezas and, judging by the photograph, to defend it to the death.


We'll just say that piles of dead bodies have been created here for reasons far less noble, and we'll be shipping arms and supplies to the rebels as soon as we can secure transport, and we urge loyal readers to do the same. You've seen how our need to raise money has been interfering with our output lately - and that's while we're paying a buck-twenty-five a beer during our evening editorial meetings. Take away hora feliz and we may as well just sell this blog to The Man.

4 comments:

Dave said...

Now you understand why they've been beefing up the surveillance and firepower all this time.

Anonymous said...

http://asiesmexico.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chingueylavirgen.jpg

Si Se Puede !! said...

This convoy his heading down to Querétaro to defend your right to Happy Hour Cervezas !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAAgrWV7qo&

Anonymous said...

http://tucsoncitizen.com/three-sonorans/2011/05/24/3-of-sheriff-arpaios-employees-arrested-for-human-and-drug-smuggling/