Friday, July 15, 2011

Miss Querétaro's Sexy, Sudsy Three-Girl Bathtub Romp!

So last night, the Nuestra Belleza Querétaro crown was laid upon the elaborately hairsprayed head of 19-year-old Adriana Martínez de Anda, whom you will recall we confidently predicted would never be selected because of her habit of posting un-sovereign-like pictures of herself on Facebook. We're pretty sure a tech-support team from Nuestra Belleza Mexico is tightening up that loophole as we speak, so - in a blatant attempt to muscle in on Rupert Murdoch's turf while he's vulnerable - we wanted to rescue from the memory hole a couple shots from our new monarch's recent trip to Puerto Vallarta, where water is apparently so scarce that bikini-clad women have to share a bathtub.

Presumably, water scarcity will be her issue, should she ascend to the throne of Miss Mexico.

Update: It's official...The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen.

1 comment:

La Ley said...

Are you sure the girls are over 18yrs old ?