Sunday, August 07, 2011

Your Lyin' Eyes

Our friends over at Gancho send along this reassuring interview with the new commander of the 17th Military Zone, who wants to make absolutely clear that there is no narco activity in Querétaro:

"Querétaro: Free of Organized Crime, Says Military"

Presumably the comandante is excluding the 840 tons of meth precursors seized in Querétaro just two weeks ago by...wait for it...soldiers from the 17th Military Zone.


Other than that, though, no. No drug trade in Querétaro. Nothing to see here folks. Return to your homes.

4 comments:

Charles Pergiel said...

There is no drug trade, they might have been getting ready to make drugs, but they didn't actually make any, and since they didn't make any, they didn't have any to sell. Ipso loco factoidius, since no drugs were sold, there is no drug trade.

Dave said...

Well. I feel better. As long as they say so anyway. Besides, it was only precursors......

Anonymous said...

no, no trade, just a werehouse and probably a meth lab to make some export goods to the good neighbor up north. It is just a maquila, not trade, you should know the difference.

Sr Munchkincito said...

Pugs not drugs!