Polopalooza

About six months ago we went shopping for cheap knockoffs of Ralph Lauren's "Narco-Polo" rags (we were hoping to start our own little wannabe cartel), but balked at the absurd $30 asking price - more than we would normally pay for a shirt, let alone a made-in-China counterfeit purchased in the Mexican tianguis.   But then today in a shopping mall in Massachusetts we saw the real thing on sale in Macy's for $145.  We simply had no idea one could purchase a polo shirt for $145.  No wonder these things are a favorite of the narcos (though we assume they're buying cheap Mexican knockoffs themselves).  They're probably made of pure cocaine.