Wednesday, November 30, 2011

500 Days of Awesomeness

Our favorite local paper celebrated its 500th day of existence today, as we discovered when we saw this modest little notice on the front page.  "Half a thousand" is how they put it, giving us little taste of what we can expect 500 days from now.  (The non-self-celebratory half of the page is given over to the governor's prediction that the soccer team will win tomorrow's Big Game.  Every major city has its slow news days, we suppose.  We just seem to have four or five a week.)

Inside, the paper counts down some of the biggest stories it's covered in the last 500 days.  We were pleased to see the put them installation of Archbishop Faustino Armendáriz all the way up at #3, with nary single word about it being the most embarrassing botched story of their short history of newspaper-making.  New days are here, Querétaro!

 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-11-30/texas-burros-wild-donkeys-invasive-species/51515990/1

Maggie said...

Hey cocksucker take my name off of this blog.

Oh hurry go tell Linton, he can add it to the parody of me.

You know something, you guys are worse than the Mexican Government, you guys are the real assholes - you act just like Nazis - intimidating, berating, mocking....doing everything you can think of to discredit me and to discourage any free speech - because Fulano has this sick need to be totally in control.

Well seig heil you nazi faggot.

What a bunch of sorry ass chicken shit bullshit assholes.

Coward, chicken shit.

FUCK YOU

fuckin abusive pervert

oh right you're so liberated you try to squash anyone out there for what - having a blog about what it is like to live where I live? Man, you gotta be kiddinG me. Nope, you are not kidding me you are a fuckin nazi.

FUCK YOU

Maggie said...

Hey cocksucker take my name off of this blog.

Oh hurry go tell Linton, he can add it to the parody of me.

You know something, you guys are worse than the Mexican Government, you guys are the real assholes - you act just like Nazis - intimidating, berating, mocking....doing everything you can think of to discredit me and to discourage any free speech - because Fulano has this sick need to be totally in control.

Well seig heil you nazi faggot.

What a bunch of sorry ass chicken shit bullshit assholes.

Coward, chicken shit.

FUCK YOU

fuckin abusive pervert

oh right you're so liberated you try to squash anyone out there for what - having a blog about what it is like to live where I live? Man, you gotta be kiddinG me. Nope, you are not kidding me you are a fuckin nazi.

FUCK YOU