Thursday, November 10, 2011

Things That Are Awesome!

How awesome are the Totally Awesome Zetas? This awesome:
Another blogger has been decapitated, purportedly in retaliation for postings about drug cartels, prompting users of social network sites to unite in their stance against the gangs.

The gruesome slaying on Wednesday is believed to be the fourth since early September in which a drug cartel killed people in Nuevo Laredo for what they said online.

"I'm Rascatripas and this happened to me for failing to understand that I should not report things on social media websites. I am a ..... (text covered by body) just like La Nena from Laredo... With this last report I bid farewell to Nuevo Laredo en Vivo.. Always remem... Never For... Your moderator, RASCATRIPAS," said a placard left with the man's body at a busy intersection in Nuevo Laredo.
Awesome! Not only to the put him through the hell of torture and decapitation, but they inflict the added indignity of signing his name to a badly-written note. This sort of thing probably explains why the much-overhyped Anonymous Smackdown turned out to be literally nothing.

The narcoblogosphere reacted with understandable outrage and grief, though some people got a little carried away:
Ovemex, who blogs on Borderland Beat, added [in an email to MSNBC], "THESE DEATHS WILL NOT BE IN VAIN...They cannot kill us all!!"

Dude! Shhhhhhhh! Yes they fucking can! Do you not even read you own blog? Hey, Totally Awesome Zetas - don't pay any attention to this guy! He's crazy! In fact, we don't even know him!

Oh, look! The kitty and the puppy are playing together! Awwwww....


Anonymous said...

Smart gringo. You just might live to snark another day.

(Yeah, like I'm going to leave a name!)

Anonymous said...

They will go down real soon. there days are coming to a end hahahaha

Dave said...

A cat? I thought they'd all escaped. Maybe just the spare cat, but guessing the primary gato has been laying low. I know, more important things for BH Enterprises to report on, like the Totally Awesome Z...whatever.

Burro Hall said...

That's the Main Cat, who was busted for a while down to Spare Cat after going missing for a week and a half. but then the Main (formerly Spare) Cat decided to run away and join the circus 14 months ago, meaning we more or less had to promote the Spare (formerly Main) Cat back to Main Cat. Or, since she's now the only cat, just "The Cat."

I realize this stuff is hard to follow. I appreciate the effort to stay on top of it, Dave.