Saturday, February 18, 2012

Defending the Border is a Lonely Job, Apparently

We've mentioned the Failed State of Arizona's second-craziest sheriff, Pinal County's Paul Babeu, from time to time, usually in the context of his overwhelming desire to fuck undocumented immigrants who have had the misfortune to stumble into his failed state. Of course, we meant "fuck undocumented immigrants" metaphorically. Apparently, we lack imagination.
Paul Babeu -- who became the face of Arizona border security nationally after he started stridently opposing illegal immigration — threatened his Mexican ex-lover with deportation when the man refused to promise never to disclose their years-long relationship, the former boyfriend and his lawyer tell New Times.

"Say 'cheesy'!"

We can only imagine what Arpaio is into.


What A Weiner said...

Looks like he is a student of the Anthony Weiner school of photography.

Joy said...

Even before I scrolled down to see the photos, I had mis-read "border" as "boner."