Thursday, March 15, 2012

Police Academy

No that this would apply to anyone reading this blog, but if you know any extremely dumb criminals - you know, the kind who get laughed at on the internet or star in viral videos - tell them to get to Peñamiller, Querétaro, in hurry!  In the coming weeks, a new federal law will start taking effect requiring all police officers to have at least a high school education.  This is causing some anxiety in Peñamiller because apparently 70 percent of their police force (shown here being allowed to play with deadly weapons) don't meet the requirement.



So, dumbass criminals, for a limited time only, you'll get a fair fight in Peñamiller! And when the regulations take effect, your odds will get even better, as the police force will be reduced to 13 officers in a city of 17,000. By the time the rest of the force has gone back and successfully completed high school, there won't be anything left in town worth stealing, and you'll be cruising the Mayan Rivera in your stolen yacht.  Which you'll probably forget to rename.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the police have a few ideas about how to get around a law...

Crazy Rita said...

Nope, I wouldn't know anyone who would be such a dumbass.

Unknown said...

I hope the guy using the Weaver stance has a GED.