|Calm down, Burro Hall's got your bikini pix, right here...|
coverage of last year's pre-pageant buildup. This year's contestants were obviously subjected to a vigorous inspection/deletion of their Facebook accounts, for which, again, we probably deserve some blame. That's why it's hard for us to care too much about Ana Elisa García Hugues, our new sovereign, who, despite having a surname that's pronounced, delightfully, "¡Oooh, güeys!" is so boring and nondescript that we challenge you to pick her out of the top two photos. Seriously, we think she's in the middle of the top one, and maybe all the way to the left in the bikini shot?
Anyway, this is about as crazy as her new handlers would allow her to be online. We're sure even this will be gone by this afternoon.
Update, 7:55pm: Yep, the Mickey mouse pic is gone.