And ridiculous. Here's how the state police roll in, heavy, hard and strapped:
Twenty-five of these guys burst into the Mercardo de la Cruz this week, no doubt scaring the piss out of the gordita ladies and the livestock. We like the way the stormtrooper below keeps his finger on the trigger of his Bushmaster while his partners put a stranglehold on a box of Best Exotic Marigold Hotel bootlegs. We're guessing the rack of cotton panties had all its documents in order.
|"Bend at the knees! The KNEES!"|
Heaven help this town if any real crime ever occurs here.