The president-elect (and also, technically, president) of the United States meets for the first time today with the president-elect of Mexico, America's second-largest trading partner, third-largest oil supplier, and largest source of immigration, with whom we share a 2,000-mile border. So of course the meeting is scheduled to last just 15 minutes. We've chatted up bartenders for longer than that. Just yesterday, in fact.
The meeting between the elected leaders of 430 million people will last two seconds longer than this John Bonham drum solo: