Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Today in Failed Mascot News

We were fishing around on the Flickr machine looking for something this morning when we happened upon this picture of a seatbelt-awareness campaign in San Juan del Río a couple of years ago.  We started to put together a snarky little post tying it in with our otherwise failed efforts at auto-safety-consciousness-raising, when we -- OH MY FUCKING GOD, what the fuck is that thing?!?

Seriously, why is the Municipal Public Security Secretariat mascot an enormous yellow penis dressed like a male stripper dressed like a cop? Collar, cuffs, no shirt, tight little briefs... hey, is that a child he's fondling?

Unless this is a celebrity endorsement from Otto, the autopilot from Airplane!, that's just about the creepiest thing we've seen in a while.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Looks like a blow-up doll with blue Depends.